sodamnrelatable:

 

I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND JUST HOW ABSOLUTELY BONKERS SLEEPING IS. WE JUST FINISHED THE SLEEP SECTION IN PSYCH AND OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS EXPLODING.

(Source: buzzfeed)

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clestroying:

"we’re bringing home Mcdonalds"

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schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

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BREAKING NEWS, GUYS!

once-upon-my-feels:

There is a bunch of people praying for Swan Queen never be canon…

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But OH! They’re forgetting something very important! Tell ‘em, Callie!

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lilplantfriend:

u cant trust people who step on flowers

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fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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lztybrn:

i love when u go to hot topic and u see a family in there and you can always tell exactly which child made the rest of the family go in

lztybrn:

i love when u go to hot topic and u see a family in there and you can always tell exactly which child made the rest of the family go in

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  • People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses: No.

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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

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